I’ve been pondering (yes, I ponder a lot) on the rotten state of modern pop music (I’m not including electronica which has only gotten better). I’m not complaining about the dull lyrics, or the forced rhymes, or even the soft porn videos. However, I’m truly concerned with the sterilized one-size-fits-all undanceable tunes. If you think I’m the [...]
If America needed a hero, we have found it. Stephen Colbert, he of the bronze cojones, has stepped up to the plate (since the rest of us are too busy to do anything about the national mess in progress). At the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, Colbert gave it to everyone and anyone who has had [...]
1) My period -Â I can easily go home early or not even make it work by casually mentioning that my insides are tangled up in knots or that I have a feminine emergency. This can also be successfully used as a deterrent for _____________ (fill in the blanks) whenever I’m not in the mood. Also, [...]
I realize I’ve been ranting a lot lately. Finally something fantastic has happened! It is been a good week at work, yesseri. Except for the fact that my whole face is dripping mucus, I look like shit, and feel like a wounded bull. But, hey, the managing directors are out and about in their endless quest to convince bloated [...]
I love my job! I love my job! Tons of work for a measly pay! I love it more and more each day IÂ love the boss, he is the best I love his boss and all the rest I love my office and its gnarly location I hate to have to go on vacation I [...]
This morning I drove to work. Despite the heavy rain and slippery streets, I decided to get on the on-ramp at 60mph…with the hand brake on so I wouldn’t have to brake with the pedal. I know, v. smart… As anyone with the inclination for doing donuts in random roads and parking lots knows, this is [...]