Drove my car into the gas station to do my part in contributing to the bloody war and royally messing up the air we breathe (is not half the fun without the nasty soot). Anyway, there is this HUGE Escalade (or Escalator?) SUV parked in the next pump. The conductor of this mammoth mobile contraption opened [...]
So I’ve been thinking about a good way to end the debate between these two schools of thought. The way I see it, we can mesh all elements of both and write history anew. Right. Fast forward to the Eighth day of Creation by the divine being – this is the quality control week if [...]
I am hereby nominating Madonna for the post of next ambassador to the United Nations. Really, the girl, has done more than anyone else I know to promote world peace and unity through the singing in tongues…within the same song. And if that doesn’t express cheer hope that the world becomes a modernized caucophonic Babel [...]
I was watching yesterday that poignant icon of smartassery named Jon Stewart. I consider his show the Holy Grail of news, the only news show that gives it to you like it is…all sass and no blow (sort of). Anyway, it seems that Ms. Sharon Stone has been cavorting around the Middle East offering kisses [...]