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Our company like so many other VC firms in the Valley is about to go the way of the dodo. That has set Incubus and company in a wild goose chase for …wait for it… jobs. Jobs! Bwahahahahahaha.
Imagine for a moment Incubus having a different job, one in which he doesn’t call the shots or get to complain about the cereal toppings in the kitchen. One that, ideally, doesn’t involve me. Ahhhh, a girl can only dream…
Anyway, he of the small ego is now going through the “ignominiousness” of interviewing and putting together resumes. Stuff that, you know, is reserved for people who like need money and are like poor. Not him. He walks on water.
Let me preface this by saying that I’m not above dilly dallying my resume either. Things always need enhancing you see. But there’s a limit. Especially if things can easily be verified by anyone with a working neuron…or two…or Internet access.
Incubus: Beatrix, there’s a mistake on my bio in our web site
Beatrix: Im-po-ssi-ble-ay. You review it every week!
Note: Yes, he’s the kind to set up daily automatic Google searches for his name. Him being such a VIP and all it is to be expected that his name be on everyone’s lips all the time. Although Google doesn’t seem to think so.
I: Well, where it reads “Incubus, through his frequent contributions to industry publications and conferences, has been instrumental in promoting the Twathead Ventures name. In fact, a search for Twathead Ventures yields more than 1,000 unique Google search results.” It should say 10 million instead…
B: Hmmm…that is very odd because I just did a search and I only get about a thousand relevant hits
I: How are you doing the search?
B: You write Twathead Ventures in quotation marks and that gives you the unique results to our firm. Otherwise, you’ll get results for both words as well as for either term
I: Well, take the quotations off
But of course. No one in the world would notice. An elephant, what elephant?! There’s nothing there!
