Smartassery

Our company like so many other VC firms in the Valley is about to go the way of the dodo. That has set Incubus and company in a wild goose chase for …wait for it… jobs. Jobs! Bwahahahahahaha. Imagine for a moment Incubus having a different job, one in which he doesn’t call the shots [...]

Incubus: Beaaaatrix, can you make me an appointment to go get a haircut first thing in the morning? The first one of the day would be great Beatrix Kiddo: Ok, you’re booked for 9:05am I: Hmmmm, that might not work. I need it for earlier BK: (Glare) They open at 9:00am. You have the first [...]