Time Thief: Beaaaaatrix Beatrix Kiddo: Yes (insert obligatory eye roll here) TT: I need you to do something very important BK: Sure (ooooh, exciting!, I bet this time I’ll get a project more intellectually stimulating that slicing your bananas in rectangles) TT: Well, I want to find a guy… BK: Mkay (OMG OMG is he coming out [...]
Of all the things I have to do at my job, the one I hate the most is Instant Messaging. I hate how Incubus sends me an email to turn my IM on when he is in the office two steps away from me. I despise how Incubus sends me obscure questions and expects instant [...]
I found this gem in craigslist and had to share. ======================================= To the guy doing my wife: You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. 1. Please stop leaving the seat up, [...]
Actually, I just found out that sometimes it matters a lot. JAP: Beatrix, call the orthopedical shop and ask him if he received my custom knee brace Off I go into my soon to be proven continuance of JAP’s eternal quest to chip away at my allotted existential time in this planet. Beatrix Kiddo: Hi, [...]