I’m changing over to Peet’s, they make real coffee
Beatrix Kiddo:  Let me have a tall skinny mocha with no whipped cream, half the mocha, hold the foam, 72º Celcius (for JAP of course) and three shots of espresso (for me of course).
Teen in Training: Certainly. Can I get your name?
BK: It is Beatrix
TIT: (Puzzled look, pen and cup suspended in mid air) I’m sorry do you have an easier name?
BK: (Deadpan look) Err, not really, it didn’t occur to my mom to give me another one…Pssshhhhh, the nerve. Just write ‘B’
TIT: (Head cocked, furrowed brow – Oh oh I think she may short-circuit any moment now)
BK: How about Susan?
TIT: (Back from the dead) Yay, that’s easy!
And then I get my coffee cup and this is what it says:
Suisen
I’m tired of pratting on about the idiotic education system so now I’m just going to blame Starbucks instead. More efficient.
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