some things never change
First off, I know, I know, I haven’t been writing lately…like in the last quarter. Life happened, ok? Everything sorta came at the same time and I was overwhelmed there for a while. Boo hoo.
I don’t know how but I managed to get a solid 4.0 GPA this semester at school. Actually, I know how, by completely slacking at work and mismanaging their Internet resources and time for the benefit of moi. I’m taking selfishness tips from my husband. Wot up! Also, I’m fabulous…it’s in my genes.
At work we have a new EA. Hey hey hey. This is how I managed to get the aforementioned A’s at school. Because really, it is not thanks to Incubus, I tell ya. Speaking of Incubus, who shall be also known henceforth as JAP, he’s as lost as ever…what with the recent addition of the brillo-haired spawn.
Jewish American Princess (JAP): Beatrix, are these drinking glasses clean?
Beatrix Kiddo: Which glasses?
JAP: The ones on the dish rack (hhhhmmmmm, a job for Sherlock Holmes)
Beatrix Kiddo: Those are dirty, the ones that are clean are the ones in the sink (jackass)
JAP: (Shit eating grin)
Aaaahhhhh, I love this job!