miss teen U.S.American – JUICY UPDATE
Q: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
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Note: If you couldn’t understand a fucking thing don’t feel bad. Intelligent people are not supposed to. Top scientists have decoded this secret language, known as babebonics, a new form of communication employed by shallow alien entities to blend in with humans
A: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uhh there are some uhh people out there in our nation that don’t have that and I believe that our education such as in South Africa and uh Iraq everywhere else like such as and I believe that uhhh they should uhhh our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, it should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we would be able to build our future uhh for us
Mario there looks like he was saved by the bell (see what I did there?! comedic genius).Â
Hey, don’t make fun of Miss South Carolina! She is a product of going to school to enjoy the recreation hour uh such as other U.S. Americans.Â
You never know, maybe she is really good at showing her tits because, my friends, that’s what high school is all about. That and talking bad about those other bitches. And comparing jeans, posing, partying hard, studying the bible, and conning dad into increasing my allowance so I can get more ecstasy pills. Err I got carried away…
But above she’s blonde and good looking and that’s the American dream.  I’ll be damned if she shouldn’t win.
UPDATE 08/28/07 – Miss Tits & Ass went to the Today Show to clear her name. When asked the same question again, she said:
I would love to re-answer that question. Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography.
Which if you were reading closely still doesn’t answer the bloody question. Even after she had the whole weekend to prepare a better answer, she still couldn’t come up with the correct answer which is “because our educational system sucks ass.”
Furthermore, and in perfect alignment with my brilliant prediction, she didn’t win but she placed third runner-up. Third! According to this the one who won probably answered her question by jamming her first in her mouth. You see, is not about being smart but about who’s the biggest imbecile.