my diabolical revenge plot
Daydream #759
This implement looks like a normal boxspring, but if I secretly replace Incubus’ queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured!
The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment Incubus through the night!
With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate his subconscious, conjuring dreams of fingernails on blackboards, trains careening off tracks, dentist drills, and other unimaginable horrors!
Oh, the sweet revenge I will reap when my victim enters the light of day with a tortured, haunted visage! No sleep! No happy dreams! Night after sleepless night, my evil plan will mature, slowly driving the hated one insane!!! (Insert evil laugh here).
He will have no option but to stop coming to work so he can either catch on his sleep debt on the couch or go shopping for a new boxspring…in which case the plan wouldn’t work as he’ll most likely have me go to pick out the new bed. Hmmmm…
Note to self:Â Abort.