Q: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXMÂ Note: If you couldn’t understand a fucking thing don’t feel bad. Intelligent people are not supposed to. Top scientists have decoded this secret language, known as babebonics, a new form of [...]
Daydream #759 This implement looks like a normal boxspring, but if I secretly replace Incubus’ queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment Incubus through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate his subconscious, conjuring dreams of fingernails on [...]
In his continuous desperate quest to pretend that he is eternally young and thus “in” with the anatomically blessed group, Incubus has taken a fondness for Valley talk. As in: “So like I need those PowerPoint presentations hella fast,” and my favorite “Oh my god, that cash flow schedule is off the chain. Do they [...]
As you know the First Harlot is with child. So as it is to be expected I now have a sixth boss. Namely, the Succubus. Part of my days have been filled with $1000 orders for strollers, car seats, and silver rattles…Never mind that I tried to politely explain to her that silver things may [...]