the itchy and scratchy show
Itchy: I ran into ex-employee X the other day…
Scratchy: Okay
I: Aren’t you going to ask what transpired?
S: I’m sure you are going to tell me anyways
I: Well, so I ran into her…
S: Yes, I internalized that part already
I: And she was with her husband
S: Mmmkay
I: And we had a short conversation
S: I actually have calls to make
I: Anyway, she didn’t ask about us
S: Err…she hated us
I: Yeah, but like not even “oh so how’s the company doing”?
S: Because she hated us. Mostly just you but us too by association
I: I wonder why, we are good to everyone. Right, Beatrix? That reminds me, Beatrix make a reservation for tonight at the French Laundry for all the important employees
Beatrix Kiddo: OK. And by important employees you mean?
I: Um…everyone but you
And he wonders why he’s hated…French Laundry my ass, expanding on my policy of unnecessary delays, misinterpretation, and overall sabotage. I love my policy. Â
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