Incubus: So are you doing anything special this weekend? Beatrix Kiddo: Uh, not really *Note to executive assistants everywhere – This question is solely intended to find out how much fun you’ll be having this weekend, so he can royally fuck it up for you. Example: if you tell him you are running a marathon [...]
Itchy: I ran into ex-employee X the other day… Scratchy: Okay I: Aren’t you going to ask what transpired? S: I’m sure you are going to tell me anyways I: Well, so I ran into her… S: Yes, I internalized that part already I: And she was with her husband S: Mmmkay I: And we [...]
To: Itchy & Scratchy From: Beatrix Kiddo Please note that I’ll be starting a new dishwasher job to supplement the miserable salary that you pay me here. As such I will be leaving work promptly at 4pm every day so I can dwelve into the joys of washing yet more dishes. ———————————– To: Beatrix Kiddo From: Itchy cc: Scratchy [...]
Incubus: Beatrix, what days are you going to be off again? Beatrix Kiddo: All of next week I: Ummm, that’s not going to work (Mr. Bloomberg has come out) BK: That’s strange. It worked 3 months ago when I made sure no one else would be off this week I: Yeah, but that was before [...]