don’t quit your dayjob
E-mail from Incubus:
Beatrix, we want to play a practical joke on the other managing director so you’re going to have to figure out how to make the attached document look like it is coming from Fidelity Investments. Maybe you can send it from an e-mail address that looks like this FidelityInvestments@hotmail.com.
Now, I’m not the authority on spoof e-mails or anything but I’m pretty sure that if you send an e-mail from the above address, the reader, assuming he’s got opposing thumbs, would automatically know that this is bullshit. So I reply:
 I get it. So the idea is that he knows it is a fake, right?
Paws-for-hands replies:
Ummm, what do you mean?
What I mean is…why, oh why, extend my agony, this is worse that being in solitary. Just shoot me, ok?
