Smartassery

I work so fast, the Road Runner is sitting next to me as I write to learn the ancient secrets of speed and perfection. Like any awesome, efficient machine, I need parameters in which to work. Oh, but do I get any? Nooooooo.

Instead, the shrimps I work for prefer the tried and true method of ‘why make this easy when we can make it complicated while wasting as much time, money, and resources as humanly possible.’

 

Tadpole: So Beatrix, make me an appointment with this doctor

Beatrix Kiddo: Do you have a certain date in mind? Are there any days you absolutely cannot make it? and finally, do you prefer morning or afternoon?

T: No preference. Whatever

BK: OK. I booked you on Tuesday 25th at 10:00am

T: I can’t make that day, there’s a meeting with Trucutu Ventures

BK: Actually that meeting is the day before. The 25th your calendar is completely clear

T: Yeah, but it wouldn’t work because I am watching my carb intake (Did you get that logic? Yeah, me neither. This is evil alien reasoning at its best)

 

Obviously, this is a tantrum. It’s like this every bloody time he instructs me (without instructions) to do something. Carb watching?! May I suggest you sprinkle a little bit of this on your carb free bread (carb free bread…the travesty)?:   

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