a’iiight

Overheard at the watercooler: 

Dufus: So if you need Lunesta I have a hook up with my doctor. Just got my prescription refilled for like 3 months…

Mamertus: Dude, totally. Let me have a month’s worth. I’ll pay you…Oh by the way, a friend of mine tried physical therapy and drinking chamomile tea at night and he says it totally cured him. No more sleepless nights for him. We should totally try it

D: Why?

M: Duh, because we have insomnia

D: I don’t have insomnia

M: Oh really, so then why do you down Lunesta like it’s going out of style?

D: Jetlag

M: I bet that’s not what you tell your doctor, is it?

 

So to capitulate:

-they were definitely not doing a drug deal in the most nasty and obvious way

-sleeping pills have many other uses; maybe it’ll cure your cataracts since it helps keep your eyes closed or whatever

-drug abusers they are not

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