Smartassery

Lest you be wondering if the world is still turning properly on its axis, my boss is alive and well and fuggin’ it up, the way Mother Nature intended.

Balki Bartokomous: Beatrix, remember the business blog that I’m suppossed to be writing?

Beatrix Kiddo: Yessss (Annoying stupid request in three, two, one…)

BB: Well, I’ve been sooo busy that I haven’t had a chance to post in a while (why don’t you cash in some of your Amazon browsing time, uh?). Why don’t you write up something about the valuations of VoIP applications in Silicon Valley (gee, loads of entertainment here)?

BK: Err, don’t you think it would come out better if someone who actually knows what the hell it is you just said writes it?

BB: Oh no. You don’t have to know anything. This is VC! (greasy ol’ salesmen) Can’t wait to see what you write and I get to put my name on. And remember to make me sound smart (a feat of biblical proportions)

BK: Gah. Go ahead do your Dance of Joy

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