Smartassery

Tweeddledum: Hey there Beatrix. What did you do this weekend?

Beatrix Kiddo: Uh (I try to make it obvious, you know?, it never works), well I went to the shooting range

T: Really? To shoot what?

BK: Targets

T: With what? Darts? (does he dare mock me?)

BK: Actually with my shotgun (you fuckhead)

T: And how is this shooting going? (do I detect a hint of sarcasm in his voice?)

BK: Pretty good, my groups are coming nicely together mostly around your forehead

It’s amazing how many things you can use as a target: a piece of paper, a bottle, a watermelon, an elaborate foam torso with the head of your boss…

T: I’m sorry, what?

BK: Coffee is ready, would you like some?  

This is me, Beatrix Kiddo. Obviously. Displaying my awesomeness and mad skills in that movie. So next time you look at your secretary with contempt, remember…she may be packing

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