new healthcare plan
It’s that time of the year when medical insurance companies wield their collective cock of corporate greed, and decide that they could use another $300 billion in net profits for the coming year…while holding their gnarly looking dorks in their hands.
They turn around to employers everywhere and say “teehee, we’re raising the fees 125%, again.” Companies in turn think of creative ways to ream their remployees without the benefit of vaseline.
Not to be any less, my company is introducing the ’Google Healthcare Plan,’ where you google your symptons and follow the advice of Goddess21TWeaKiNg! for heart palpitations. Look, it’s so accessible and it doesn’t cost a thing; we’re even letting you use the T1 line so you’ll get fast results!
Meet the Fuckers.
