Smartassery

are reproducing, and as well all know, nothing good can come out of that. Indirector’s wife, a.k.a. Stripe, is with child. This can only work one of two ways for me…

On one hand, he could be one of those super involved responsible loving fathers that puts family above work. I would never see him again and the sky will be filled with rainbows.

But, if my imprisonment has taught me anything is that the possibilities of that happening are nill because:

a) he’s a fucker

b) he’s seriously fucked up

So, I’ll be stuck with what’s behind door #2 which means that he’ll rather stay at work and interrupt my enjoyment of Desperate Housewives in the process.

Which reminds me of a story, Republican State Senator Dan Patrick from Texas is proposing a law that would offer women $500 not to have an abortion. I imagine when he said that joke his fellow congressmen pissed in their pants. This dude is hilarious y’all!

In a related story, Senator Patrick also thinks heart disease can be cured with a band aid, and if you close your eyes shut and say a prayer the bullets won’t hit you.  

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