tragic moment

Chief Financial Ox: Ayyyyyy. Beatrix I have an IT emergency. Ayyyy

Beatrix Kiddo: Yes? (cocked eyebrow ready to fire)

CFO: Everything under my favorites is gone. Gone! When is the IT guy coming by?

BK: He was here yesterday and upgraded all your software. Are you sure they are gone?

CFO: Yes, there’s nothing. Give me his phone number! (ok, ok, sweet jesus, settle down)

Five hours later and not a phone call from the IT guy in the horizon because he’s probably trying to solve, uh, real problems:

BK: CFO, were you able to access your favorites?

CFO: No. BWAAAAAAAAA…BWAAAAAAAA

BK: Let me see. Can I get the mouse for a second?

CFO: Sure…it’s all the same to me now. All my links are gone. Gone!

BK: Hmmm, well, the new IE7 houses your favorites under this big (fucking fucking) yellow (impossible to miss) star on the left hand side of the screen.

CFO: There they are! My links! (did he honestly think that they were gone forever? and he sat there for five hours doing what? mourning?)

BK: You can also go here under Tools and select to display the Menu bar if you’re more familiar with the older format

CFO: Let’s go to lunch tomorrow. My treat!

This is too fucking easy.

Maybe I should become an IT consultant. Hysterical good-for-nothings would call me all day long to tell me their computers were down. Then I would show up and place my middle finger on the power button and, voila!, computers everywhere would be fixed.

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