tragic moment
Chief Financial Ox: Ayyyyyy. Beatrix I have an IT emergency. Ayyyy
Beatrix Kiddo: Yes? (cocked eyebrow ready to fire)
CFO: Everything under my favorites is gone. Gone! When is the IT guy coming by?
BK: He was here yesterday and upgraded all your software. Are you sure they are gone?
CFO: Yes, there’s nothing. Give me his phone number! (ok, ok, sweet jesus, settle down)
Five hours later and not a phone call from the IT guy in the horizon because he’s probably trying to solve, uh, real problems:
BK: CFO, were you able to access your favorites?
CFO: No. BWAAAAAAAAA…BWAAAAAAAA
BK: Let me see. Can I get the mouse for a second?
CFO:Â Sure…it’s all the same to me now. All my links are gone. Gone!
BK: Hmmm, well, the new IE7 houses your favorites under this big (fucking fucking) yellow (impossible to miss) star on the left hand side of the screen.
CFO: There they are! My links! (did he honestly think that they were gone forever? and he sat there for five hours doing what? mourning?)
BK: You can also go here under Tools and select to display the Menu bar if you’re more familiar with the older format
CFO: Let’s go to lunch tomorrow. My treat!
This is too fucking easy.
Maybe I should become an IT consultant. Hysterical good-for-nothings would call me all day long to tell me their computers were down. Then I would show up and place my middle finger on the power button and, voila!, computers everywhere would be fixed.