groundhog day
Auditorius Pestiferous: I see here that this check wasn’t cashed…
Beatrix Kiddo: Right. It was lost in the mail so we put a stop payment on it and issued a new check. See the copy of the other check there?
AP: Hmmm. Yeammm. Well, so there was another check issued, correct?
BK: Yes. Exactly like I said before (I just don’t do well with morons. Sue me)
AP: Let’s see. So they guy never got the check because you talked to the bank and they told you the check was not cashed. So probably you called the bank and placed a stop payment on that check…
BK: (Oddly enough, I feel the urge to stab something)
AP: …and then you issued him a new check but that was just last week and it is not in this bank reconciliation report because it only covers until last month and the check it’s probably being cashed as we speak and this is all the documentation pertaining to this…
BK: I thought all this was clarified with the explanation I gave you yesterday. Is there anything you actually need me for today?
AP: I’m not sure. Let me ask my supervisor
BK: (Great. Go ask the tie-wearing-yam that you call ‘supervisor,’ I’ll be right here. Ready to jump from an imaginary cliff)
AP: BK, could you please explain to Locust Supremus here the issue
BK: What issue? (Mind as well fuck with their minds)
AP:Â The issue with the check…
BK: Oh! I got confused for a second because there’s really not an issue. You see, once upon a time there was a check who got lost…then I placed a stop payment on it and sent the dude a replacement check. All the copies you can possibly need (to justify your silly pointless job) are in that binder that I gave you. End. of. the. story.
LS: Oh. But we would need a copy of the new check
BK: Which is already in your hand… You know? On second thought, what you need is the number to my ear doctor. He’s got this little vacuum machine thingie that can really take a load off your ears, if ya know what I mean (dickhead)
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