Smartassery

Idiocracy Director:  Hey Beatrix…you know about diets, right? You’re always trying to lose weight, right? (right, come closer so I can stab you in the eye with my pencil)

Beatrix Kiddo: (blank face)

ID: Anyway, I’m trying to cleanse my colon, you know you should do that? (ew, waaaay too much information). So, should I go with the diet that cuts off all carbs and makes me miserable or the one with the protein overload that might kill me?

BK: If you do both at the same time, I swear I won’t ask for Secretary’s day off

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