Smartassery

Human Peroxide Vulture: Hiiiiiiiii

Beatrix Kiddo: Umm, hi? (as I recoil in horror at the ethylic fumes exhaling out of this girl’s piehole)

HPV: I’ve been watching you (who could blame her? I’m bloody gorgeous) and I wanted to tell you that I think you’re hot

BK: Thanks? (great, the fact that I’m standing behind a massive column, in the darkest corner of the club does not morons deter)

HPV: So are like…(is she falling off to one side?, OMG, she’s so smashed)

BK: I see you’ve become acquainted with the floor

HPV: Err, waitasefond (it’s like watching a bug on its back try to turn itself over…quite entertaining). Wassaf, ouch. Sankiu…Are you a lesbian?

BK: Well…I was one, up until the moment you got in my face. Now I think I’ll try the other camp

Hollywood’s most drunk: Stupid Spoiled Whore

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