there’s no hope for humanity
A while back I posted “10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong.” Everyone got the joke. Including my gay friends. And by my gay friends, I mean, San Francisco, including the whole parade…
For the little people who flunked Reading (and Sarcasm) 101, the purpose of the post was to ridicule the absurd reasons that people put forth when opposing gay marriage.
In a mindbending display of cretinism and backwards evolution (could it be that we just stumbled upon the missing link?) that I just couldn’t keep it to myself, Stephany wrote this comment (glaring misspellings and all):
“That is absolutly ridiculus what you you posted. We a human beings. And it is natural for us. You wouldnt know. Fucking conservative, bible humping, closed minded people, make me sick. You are a fine example.”
This only proves that I’ve been right all along…
Evidently, Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy, did indeed bring all those aliens to Earth 75 million years ago (give or take). Sadly, the hydrogen bombs were not enough to wipe them out and now we need to deal with this crap. Dawn of the Dead: Part 253.
Thanks a lot, Xenu. Wait until Tom Cruise gets to level III. He can dangle from the ceiling, ya know?
 
Little Stephany
October 24th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
LOL! Your responses are so sharp and quick…I will forever be envious of your ability to shut people up….You are beggining to be my hero..sounds psycophantic….but WHO CARES?