Smartassery

Idiot Idiot Idiot: Beatrix, have you done anything about the stains on the carpet?

Beatrix Kiddo: (insert WTF face) Err, no. Was I supposed to?

III: Well, there are these black stains all over the office. I don’t know what they are

BK: (Uh, perhaps you made them when you came back from running outside on the rainiest day of the week? pig?) Me neither

III: Well, can you try cleaning them? Here’s some carpet cleaner I brought for you from home (WTF WTF WTF, is there no limit to this man’s evilness?!)

BK: (Blank face)

III: Err, just try getting them out if you can. Do they not bother anyone else but me? (they only bother you and your “special” brain processing center, ass)

BK: (Blank face)

III: Oki doki, I’m just going to leave this here…

The next day…

III: Beatrix, it’s really weird but now there are these white patches all over the carpet

BK: Um, yes, that cleaner you brought was bad or something (…or perhaps surreptitiously mixed in with bleach) and it discolored the carpet

III: (Blank face)

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