Smartassery

Lucky Guy Who responds to Husband: What was that? (giggle giggle)

Beatrix Kiddo: What?

LGWRTH: That shaking…trippy…(giggle)

BK: What shook?

LGWRTH: That plant and the whole room actually…You don’t feel it?

BK: Nooo (rolling my eyes towards my pituitary)…it was probably the wind moving the leaves. Anyway as I was saying if you oppose abortion because it’s not natural, how can you then support stem cell research? Isn’t that written in the Bible: Thou Shall Not Play God?

LGWRTH: (staring intently at my boobs) Dude I swear is not the bong hit. Your tits are jiggling too (as he collapses in laughter and tries to grab them)

BK: Ugh, you’re such a pothead

Next day as I make my way up to the office, I see this in the elevator TV thingie: 

“Last day a 4.6 earthquake shook the Bay Area”

I’m such a duffus. I can’t even tell when the ground beneath my feet is bloody moving. Am I even here?!

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