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Prius recall alert

It’s been reported that driving a Prius may cause drivers to put their heads so far up their arses, they might not be able to see the road.

Toyota will swiftly correct this issue by replacing the entire front of the car with glass allowing for a complete view of the road from down there. 

PS: Yes, I already contacted Toyota to send all my bosses and their de rigueur Priuses in for service. Have you no faith in me?!

 

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One Response to “Prius recall alert”

  1. kinfo Says:
    August 16th, 2006 at 11:00 pm

    I love the smug-hollier-than-thou attitide Prius drivers have. Geez! If ALL of us did what they are doing, then the enviroment wouldn’t need saving! So when you see me cruise by in my H2, smile because your efforts to save the planet are for a reason!

    Hate to love me bitches!

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