So these idiots haven’t raised one cent of capital after nearly two years traveling non-stop. So far, ZERO return on $800,000 in expenses. Yay! I really don’t give a shit about them not raising money (since there’s plenty of dough in the management company’s coffers to pay my measly salary) but I am, however, concerned [...]
Patchwork Hair Boss: Did you hear? A pit bull attacked a baby (Mmmmkay). So you be careful with your pit bull there (here we go again) Beatrix Kiddo: Hmmm…how did it happen? PHB: The parents were trying to introduce the baby to their dog and the dog ate the baby’s face I can’t believe I have to [...]
In my house we are musically inclined. Which means that we play loud music on the weekend when we DJ and create new sounds in the garage/studio. Being ever the considerate neighbors, we only play music between 11:00am and 5:00pm. Across the street, the lost cast of 90210, has moved in. They’re all teenagers and I [...]
Working from home involves hard work: 1. Catch up with my Netflix queue 2. Write a posting for my blog 3. Go to the gym and work out on improving my leg pressing poundage 4. Plan out my next vacation 5. Veg out in front of TV watching The Wounded Woman’s Channel (aka Lifetime) 6. Persecute [...]
Gather ’round admin wanna be’s. I shall decode for you those enticing Executive Assistant job postings you see on craigslist.org: $100K = Blackberry, cell phone, VPN connection, ball-and-chain, and your time is no longer yours Assist Board of Directors = Bottle feed and change diapers Challenging opportunity = Yawn Demanding Managing Director = Micromanaging fiend [...]
Pink shirts and scandalous Puma shoes; none of which do much to augment the credibility of a 50 year old but at least he’s so cool. In that small corner of his mind anyway. Today I went to the theater to catch the matinee show of The Devil Wears Prada. May I digress here for [...]
The demon in pink (the new black…five years ago) decided that we need to be more cohesive as a team. By which he probably means that I need to do yet more things to ease the huge workload of the partners. So he called for an offsite meeting. Just as I was dreaming of fun things [...]
I came across this article, Fascism Anyone?, by Laurence W. Britt. It identifies 14 common points that defined the infamous fascist regimes of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Suharto, and Pinochet. Go ahead and have fun finding the similarities with our hopeless government: 1. Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalism. From the prominent displays of flags and [...]
Thanks to the vacation dilemma of a few months back, I recently got to take time off. Because the “boys” are utterly unable to function without assistance, we hired a temp. Now, I took the time to meet with the job agency guy, show him around the barn (or office, whatev), and converse for an [...]
The worst refereeing in the 2006 World Cup has come courtesy of Luis Medina Cantalejo, some Spanish asshole who has royally fucked up every game he’s gotten his filthy paws into. Basically, he was promoted to officiate the matches at the finals after other referees failed to meet some already very low standards. So far [...]