OMG it’s forever!

Imbecile-ssociate: Is that a new tattoo?

Beatrix Kiddo: Uhu (well, it wasn’t there yesterday, was it?)

I: Did it hurt?

BK: Nah (lie, 4 hours of gut wrenching pain than only a woman can sit through :-0)

I: I don’t understand people who get tattoos. What are you thinking?! When you’re old and your skin is wrinkled and saggy the tattoo is going to look like shit 

BK: True, but do you honestly believe that I’m gonna give a flying fuck what I look like when I’m 60?!! I’ll be more worried about shitting in my diapers and getting my measly social security check on time so I can drink it into oblivion. Trust me, I’m not gonna be trolling for playas when I’m old. I’ll be trolling for a short cut out this mothafucker.

Here’s my thing. People invest a lot of time in judging other people for whatever they do to THEIR bodies. If you don’t like it don’t look, but stop caring. It doesn’t hurt you at all. Some people really dig them, some really don’t. Some like blonds, some like brunettes.  

Let’s celebrate our differences and also live and let live.
 

2 Responses to “OMG it’s forever!”

  1. Murph Says:

    I plan on dying years before I have to wear a diaper. In fact, I plan on killing myself the day anyone over the age of 5 calls me old.

  2. USELESS MAN Says:

    I thought I’d regret getting a full sized Superman logo on my chest, but now that Superman Returns is in theatres, I have new found fame again!

    Where’s my cape…?

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