Smartassery

Technically, we have 15 days of paid vacation time, limitless sick days, we close the last week of the year, and let’s not forget the standard 10 holidays. Emphasis on the word “technically.” It means this policy ”technically” applies to everyone else but me. I cannot take time off when: 1. The managing imperfectors are traveling on business 2. The managing imperfectors [...]

Public Relations Mammal Subform: Could you send me a high resolution picture of the managing director to send to the newspaper? Beatrix Kiddo: Sure. Just e-mailed it to you PRMS: Got it. Hmmm…It doesn’t look right. It has a bunch of green and red squares in the bottom half. Is this picture right?  BK: (No [...]