DELL is really an acronym for HELL
Hell Representative: Hello. What’s your name?
Beatrix Kiddo: Angela
HR: How do you spell that?
BK: A N G E L A
HR: (Slowly whispering each letter) Oh, Eingela (her exact pronunciation)
BK: Er, no. It’s Angela
HR: Whatever, what are you calling about?Â
BK: We ordered some RAM recently and we just received the order. However, it’s wrong and needs to be corrected.
HR: Really, how so? (as if Hell never made a mistake in all its years of operation)
BK: The packing list indicates the RAM but the package contains a hard drive.
HR: Well, what do you want me to do? (maybe do your job, you know, just a suggestion)
BK: Mail me the head of your first born, the liver of a Turkish cat tied with red ribbon, and a dragon’s eyelash
HR: Wait, I need to write this in the case journal
BK: I said, I would like to do the obvious. Namely, return this part and get the correct one
HR: Oh, OK. Wait, are you Hell certified? (and the answer will influence our conversation, how?)
BK: No, but I should be by now, given that I’ve had to call your company ten times in the past three weeks!
HR: Yeah, maybe you should look into that. Techs make good money…
Amazing. She has a coating that deflects sarcasm. And common sense.
Defecta Girl
June 18th, 2006 at 5:15 am
Wow I have so many co-workers with that same exact coating. I think they all got it as kids back at Moron Camp.