Smartassery

Consider this e-mail from the managing director:

 

—–Original Message—–
From: AIRSKULL
Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2006 3:00 PM
To: Beatrix Kiddo
Subject: RE: Meeting with Senseless Investor

Please send an e-mail to senselessinvestor@sandinmyeyes.com. It is to say:Regarding the meeting with your company, following please find my availability for next week:

Monday at 4:00pm

Tuesday at 10:00am

Let me know if that works for you.

Air Skull

 

Now explain to me, in little words, as manifestly my mind is sliding into a nebulous state, if he took the time to compose this piece of literature and his email account is by all means working, why couldn’t he send it on himself? WTF is wrong with this person? 

I believe he truly wants to envelop me in his hazy existence. Perhaps to show me that he’s capable of things other than shopping in Amazon. This is on the same line as asking me to come in to his office and file the paper in his hand…in the filing cabinet that’s right by his knees.

Life support system for a penis.

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