Real men of genius: Mr. Presider of the U.S.A.
The most powerful nation in the world presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Presider of the U.S.A
(Mr. Presider of the U.S.A)
(geography is not in the curriculum)Â Â Â Â Â
You had to resort to playing dirty at the urns because your conversational skills rival those of a coccoon and you are as properly socialized as flock of fruitflies.
(I was kept in a barnyard)
Unfazed by civil disobedience, escalating gas prices, privacy rights, the Earth dying, and the corruption of your staff, you scramble our minds by given us new words to decipher.
(I am the decider?)
Accountability? You don’t need it! You are the presider of the universe complete with its two planets and the invisible man in the sky.
(repenting always works)
So crack open an ice cold beer, Darth Vader of fun, and keep trudging on common sense, undeterred by the laws of karma and Push-Bush-in-the-bush cries.
(Mr. Presider of the U.S.A)
by Smartass