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I’m at work today surfing the Internet (I’m doing school homework so it’s all justified), when I get an Instant Message from the Managing Director:
Boss: Can you tell Rat #2 to turn his IM on?
Beatrix Kiddo: Hold on. He’s on the phone
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I am hereby nominating Madonna for the post of next ambassador to the United Nations.
Really, the girl, has done more than anyone else I know to promote world peace and unity through the singing in tongues…within the same song. And if that doesn’t express cheer hope that the world becomes a modernized caucophonic Babel tower, [...]

This morning, I sent out an e-mail to everyone in the office. The subject was the cancellation of my cell phone number and thus the end of all annoying calls from the office! or so I thought…
So naturally, the managing director, that rare (snort) specimen of supervisor who’d sooner have you implanted with a GPS microchip than pretend [...]

This was the subject of en e-mail I received today. It caught my eye, because, heck, I am too grossly underpaid.
In case I haven’t mentioned it before I work in V.C. That’s Venture Capital or also called Private Equity (same shit just a fancier name). Now, don’t get me wrong. Their pay is definitely above [...]

I was watching yesterday that poignant icon of smartassery named Jon Stewart. I consider his show the Holy Grail of news, the only news show that gives it to you like it is…all sass and no blow (sort of).
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This morning I drove to work. Despite the heavy rain and slippery streets, I decided to get on the on-ramp at 60mph…with the hand brake on so I wouldn’t have to brake with the pedal. I know, v. smart…
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I wasn’t going to start my blog by bitching but the recent Hollywood events have given me no choice.
Brokeback Mountain didn’t win the Oscar for Best Motion Picture. Instead it went to Crash which was, well, a major crash. It is basically the same old movie about fate and our racial differences. Yawn…and, oh yes, it is [...]