ms. stone and the money shot
I was watching yesterday that poignant icon of smartassery named Jon Stewart. I consider his show the Holy Grail of news, the only news show that gives it to you like it is…all sass and no blow (sort of).
Anyway, it seems that Ms. Sharon Stone has been cavorting around the Middle East offering kisses for peace and giving press conferences while appearing to be heavily buttered up (that’s intoxicated to the uncool bunch). This is just an opinion people, don’t get all huffy and puffy. I’m a big fan of this most famous vagina pioneer but even I couldn’t explain her oddish behavior any other way. For the video go here and click on Access Holyland: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/headlines/index.jhtml
After a few fits of uncontrollable laughter, ranting verbose, and alas, giving props to her Jewish publicist in a room full of, well, non fans of the yiddish point of view, Ms. Stone concluded her pointless dialogue with the voices in her head with this phrase:
“I was asked to come here and I came in my faith”
… which sounding like Daffy Duck talking dirty, obviously made the day of every person in the room (females included), especially that of that perverted looking little man sitting next to her who didn’t stop leering (and dreaming) the entire time!
